"Can I just say John Stewart, hands down?"

I don't see why not.

"So, I can just say that then?"

Sure. Why couldn't you?

"I don't know... Wait, are you still writing this down? Stop writing. Seriously... stop."

OK. I've stopped.

"Good. Honestly, if Obama's position on Gay Rights was more progressive, he'd have a chance. Otherwise, Stewart all the way.

...Obama has just pissed me off lately. I suppose the word I'm looking for is 'disappointed.'"
After graduating from high school, Riain Callahan left her hometown of Seattle, WA to pursue her love and talent for photography at the San Francisco Institute of Art.
Where is Riain Callahan? How should I know? I'm writing this stinkin' interview thing. Next question, please.
What is Riain Callahan? Well, as she's Stoodio 32's go-to staff photographer, she's really busy. Otherwise, she's good natured, has fine taste in shoes and smells really good.

...Is that what you meant?
After firing the person that answered the previous two questions, we called Riain and asked her, "Why is Riain Callahan?" She replied, "I'm sorry, can you please repeat that question, it didn't really make any sense." Obliged, we repeated the question. "Yeah, still doesn't really make any sense. Honestly, you may as well ask me 'Why is macaroni and cheese?'"

Interestingly, that's the third time someone has answered this question with that very answer.