"Whatfre they wearing?"

Umm, I donft really understand what that has to do with it.

"Well, Ifm just trying to picture the clothes Ifll be taking off of them."

But, what about the rapping contest!

"What does a rapping contest have to do with the threesome wefll be having? If there has to be a contest, donft worry, Ifll figure something out."

Whoa. 

"If Obama brings Michelle, he may win. But, if Stewart brings Colbertc Well, hefll definitely get the gold medal."
Honey Spark is a stripper. Her specialties include pole dancing, topless poker dealing and "two girl shows."

Her first gig was as a peep show dancer. She learned the ropes 25 cents a minute, one rug burn at a time.

"My approach is, anything worth doing, is worth doing slowly. And that applies directly to dancing."
Due to stalkers, the paparazzi and the recent baby name phenomenom (2009's #1 female baby name was none other than "Honey Spark"), we feel Honey-Mania has gotten a touch out of control. Therefore, we feel it best not to reveal where Honey is hanging out.
Yes, Honey Spark is real. No, we cannot give you her phone number.
Why is Honey Spark?

Good question. Until we do our true interview with Ms. Spark, all we can offer is, why not?